I think it’d be nice if Morrigan got a day to read at the beach and watch Kieran play.
lets play in the food processor together
Guy whose about to figure out eating 50,000,000 bananas is a lethal dose of radiation: mm im so full from 49,999,999 bananas but one more
sorry if im bad at things i was just invented today. by a mad scientest
Someone: Sheesh that’s a lot of cigarettes
Me: Well *smiles warmly and rests my hand on my tummy* I am smoking for two right now ☺
Anonymous; "i have acid reflux too, so we are together in this mr twistedhellknight52"
i love saving images onto my cell phone. it’s like picking berries










